Those pesky red shirts … they keep getting shot, eaten, zapped, and otherwise tormented. It’s got to be a risky job, so how does a Star Trek red shirt get insurance?
Ask a silly question, Brian writes a script to answer it. This is the PARDAC commercial, written by Brian Richardson & produced by Patrick Freeman for Dragon*Con 2004. Stephen Granade & Jason Wyatt star, with a special appearance by the rubber duck mom gave me as a birthday present (don’t ask).